Top Ten Reasons the 80's Were a Cooler Time
To Be A Teenager Than The 90's
Author Unknown
10. MTV actually played videos in the 80's.
9. There was only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (White with a red
swoosh), and they didn't cost $125.
8. A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a
ring through your nose.
7. In the 80's playing video games actually meant going out to do
something.
6. In the 80's, when you were out partying, you didn't have to worry about your Mom calling you on your cell phone.
5. In the 80s we didn't have to worry about getting our heads blown off at school - unless you put a whole pack of Pop Rocks in your mouth and drank a coke.
4. Debbie Gibson vs. Britney Spears.
New Kids on the Block vs.N'Sync.
New Edition vs. Hanson. Ok, that one's a draw.
3. In the early 80's there were kids in your high school who could BUY
ALCOHOL LEGALLY.
2. Feathered hair was easier to care for than dreadlocks.
And the number one reason the 80's were a cooler time to grow up
than the 90's:
1.
In the 80's you didn't have to worry about your pants falling down all the time. They were so tight we couldn't get them off!
In the 80's you didn't have to worry about your pants falling down all the time. They were so tight we couldn't get them off!Hello it's that time to sing the Bruce Wusabi song.
By Ken G.
For those of you that know the rhythm, it is sung to the funky cold medina. Ready Go!
Bruce Wusabi.... Bruce Wusabi.... Bruce Wusabi.... Black camaro
Black camaro
Bruce Wusabi, .... Bruce Wusabi.... Bruce Wusabi.... Black camaro
Black camaro
Bruce Wusabi, .... Bruce Wusabi.... Bruce Wusabi.... Black camaro
Black camaro
Bruce Wusabi, .... Bruce Wusabi.... Bruce Wusabi.... Black camaro
Black camaro
Top Ten Rap names for Junior
By J Mini
10. Notorious C.C. Bigg
9. M. De-Construction
8. DJ Junky June and the Fresh Ground Beef
7. Biggie Fries Smalls Soda
6. TLC (Tub o' Lard Construction)
5. DJ Jiffy Lube
4. M.D. Ballpeen Hammer
3. Foolio
2. Homey D. Po
1. TooFat 4Sure
Top Ten "Hip-Hop" names for "The Beef"
By J Mini
10) Michael B. Chillun'
9) Heavy Jimdan D
8) Vanilla Frapper
7) MC Lite in the Loafers
6) Fresh Prince O' Pizza
5) Dr. Tre (Shidlow)
4) Vanilla Head Lice
3) Scuba Doggy Dog
2) Queen o' da Reefa
1) Strappedmaster Cash
LEN
By B. Owens
( To the tune of Beth from KISS Destroyer)
Len, I hear you talkin'
But I can't understand you now
Your Boston accent is fading,
And your brain is shutting down
Moving to Atlanta
Was the worst thing for you to do
You're becoming an inbred redneck
Your MENSA days are through, MENSA days are through
You say your head feels empty
And your "brain don't have a home"
A few years in the south
And you're dumber than a stone
Moving to Atlanta
Was the worst thing for you to do
You're becoming an inbred redneck
Your MENSA days are through, MENSA days are through
Len, I know you're brain dead
And CNN makes you uptight
but now you can watch Bass Fishing............. All night
Pianist Black
By B. Owens
(To the tune Painted Black by The Rolling Stones)
I see a pianist and he wishes he were black
No knishes anymore, just rot gut booze and smack
He sees the Jews walk by, dressed in their Sabbath clothes
He just turns his head and hangs out with his bros.
He sold his yuppie car and bought a Caddilac
And he playing real old tunes, and says they bring him back
Most people shake their heads and remind him that he's white
When he walks like J.J. and he's screaming DYN"O"MITE
Maybe then I'll fade away and leave you to face the facts
It's not easy really, when your whole world is black
I look inside a club and everyone is black
I'm running for the door, but he keeps going back
He thinks he's Sammy Davis, a hybrid Negro Jew
I told him whites play jazz but it's just not getting through
Most people shake their heads and remind him that he's white
When he walks like J.J. and he's screaming DYN"O"MITE
I want a Jazz pianist, pianist, pianist black, I want a Jazz pianist, pianist, pianist black as night, black is white Black black black. Pianist, pianist, pianist black black black Black black black Black black
